fbi monitoring my calls

Things to do when FBI is recording your calls.

July 6, 2011 | Posted by Dreader in Lifestyle No comments

For comic relief satire from the “Dreader”.

Your hedge fund has been returning steady results, even during periods of high volatility, you’re able to maintain a steady rate of return and your AUM (asset under management) is growing exponentially… everyone suspects ‘it’ but nobody mentions ‘it’… Out of the blue you get a call from your lawyer, he tells you not to worry but that there is an “informal investigation” in to your company and that the FBI is leading the investigation along with the SEC. Considering everything this is a good thing, because at least now you know for certain your calls (and emails) are being monitored (see it wasn’t just paranoia)! (...) click here to Read On.

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