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I was recently invited to the Australian fashion week. And I thought, “Hmm… Might be a good place to meet some hot supermodels… and sleep with some of them.” I psyched myself up before I went and I promised myself that I would approach as many hot girls as possible to fill the quota. But what could have been a great trip turned into a too gay to believe fight to the death with a male model and an unbelievably good sex session (not with the same person!).

This is how it happened (...) click here to Read On.

For comic relief satire from the “Dreader”.

Your hedge fund has been returning steady results, even during periods of high volatility, you’re able to maintain a steady rate of return and your AUM (asset under management) is growing exponentially… everyone suspects ‘it’ but nobody mentions ‘it’… Out of the blue you get a call from your lawyer, he tells you not to worry but that there is an “informal investigation” in to your company and that the FBI is leading the investigation along with the SEC. Considering everything this is a good thing, because at least now you know for certain your calls (and emails) are being monitored (see it wasn’t just paranoia)! (...) click here to Read On.

You’re cruising along at comfortable speed on your brand new Yacht, you have your whole family with you. Everyone is enjoying the wonderful climate, the sun is shining just bright enough to create the perfect temperature, and you think it is all good. Suddenly you realize there are a couple of light skiffs approaching with menacing individuals on-board. They are watching you closely, you look back at them through your binoculars and they seem to be armed with AK-47′s.

This is not a good situation to be in. As you can imagine, getting kidnapped by a bunch of pirates is not going to be a pleasant experience. How would it sound? You telling people the story about that time you got hijacked by weak arse pirates… Bloody shameful, mate! Generally speaking when you’re out at sea you should always be thinking about protecting people on board. (...) click here to Read On.

So you’ve made your first billion… You’re itching to buy the car you’ve been dreaming about, huh? Wait! One of the first things new members to the Nouveau riche club do is buy obnoxious-expensive cars; ones they’ve seen the moneyed ride around in. It is their way of convincing the world (and themselves) that they have arrived. The unfortunate fact is due to their haste and lack of judgement, they end up buying the most gauche automobiles on the market. Instead of doing a bit of research and selecting the right car they end up looking like newly moneyed morons (think Nick Cannon in a suit). (...) click here to Read On.

We all love power, even the liars who say they don’t can never resist grabbing it if it is within their limited reach. The fact of the matter is power is a beautiful maiden, who is in front of us, asking to be taken! Having her is fun, she will be with you as long as you’re smart, young (in spirit), and audacious. Over the course of my life I’ve discovered a few ways to go about acquiring power, I’ve condensed them down to 3 simple principles (...) click here to Read On.